I didn't know I could have so much fun while sweating my ass off.
It was like being in the presents of a god.
I'll never look at spin class the same again.
It was like I had a party in my pants and everyone was invited. (I don't know what that means)
It was such a fantastic class that I had to give the instructor a dozen eggs.
Yes, these are some of the reviews as people were exiting the spin class yesterday run by your pal. It was a magical class, as I used my special way with words and the music of the Beatles (A mopped top Liverpudlians music group from the 60's.)to create this very memorable ride. The mood of the 60's was so intense that three women in the class burned their bra's in a protest for women's rights. The whole class was putty in my hands. And it wasn't because I threaten them with a stick, and told them if I did not see them sweat I would smack them on the shins with the stick. It was because of the love they were all feeling for your pal and not wanting to disappoint me. All in all it was a lot of fun. The only part that made me feel a little uncomfortable was being asked for my autograph after class. I wonder if Sting feels the same.
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I'm proud of you Willie. Good Job!
I'm very impressed UW.
I once had one of the instructors single me out and try to make me take over part of the class out of nowhere. She didn't even give me any choice she just gave me the microphone and told me to take over. I told her after class to never do that to me again!
Good on you. You are a braver man than I. And maybe a little bit of an exaggerator, possibly a bit of a braggart, but hey, nobody is perfect.
- Snoot.
Is this a promotion?
Hey Willie,
It was a great class! The Beatles music did go over really big...I was really jealous when I saw the eggs...Do you think I will get any next week or will I have to do the stick threatening trick like you...and for those of you who weren't present that was not an exxageration...your pal yielded his weapon..it kept us all in line...otherwise we may have been forced to physically abuse him...when he fiddled with his damn IPOD...
See you tomorry, Mary
Wow Braggart Willie,
You REALLY got a dozen eggs? I"m so jelly. I only had fresh eggs one time in my life and that was for having a kid sleep over my house a gazillion nights in a row.
When are you having us all over for breakfast? I'll take an order of Star Trac Pancakes and farm fresh eggs ~ "over easy" please.
:-) Amy
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