"Billy Mays not here"

TV pitch man Billy Mays was found unresponsive by his wife in his Tampa, Florida, home on the morning of June 28, 2009. He was then pronounced dead at 7:45 am, appearing to have died sometime overnight. His wife entered the bed room and switched on the Handy Switch ( 14.99 if you act now)discovering his lifeless body. She had just finished doing the laundry using Oxi Clean (3.99 )after cleaning the house with Orange Clean( no longer available ), Orange Glo(7.79 ) and Kaboom(4.99 ) when she realized that Mays was not up yet. Upon finding his lifeless body she rush out to her car and plugged in her Jupiter Jack( 19.95) ,which she was carring on her Tool Bandit(19.95), and called 911.

Billy Mays will be buried early next week. The grave will be dug using the Awesome Auger(19.95) and his coffin was engraved using the Engrave It( 9.95). Billy's suit will be pressed using the Steam Buddy(19.95). Pictures of Billy will be on display at the funeral home using the Hercules Hook(19.95).

We will all be missing this pitch man and I hope he will always have a orange glo around him were ever he is.

Here is a couple of Billy's funner moments.