Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"
The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
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Nearly but not quite, the punchline is "Don't you think you should pat him first?"
I should know, I told that joke to a bus full of people on Contiki as a way of introducing myself.
Classy.
- Snoot
Did they throw you off the bus right a way or did they wait till it stopped? And yes very classy.
Contiki: a group of 18-35 year olds who just want to drink and travel at the same time. Hard to be thrown out of that!
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