Habla otro idioma

Trying to learn another language, for me, is very difficult. I have tyred in the pass to learn Spanish and never got beyond hello and good bye. I have about 6 books on learning to speak Spanish. One of the books is titled "Spanish for Idiot's which has not, in my case,worked. I wonder if there is a book out there called," Spanish for Idiot's and People Who's Native English Sounds Like a Second Language." An example of my prowess with language was a time in Spain, while out to dinner, when I tyred to order a fish dish in Spanish. And what I said to the waiter was that I had a small bright green door in my nose. Bueno eso es agua bajo el puente.

Clip about language learning. In this case Russian to English.