The young Mainer came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Elmer, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Elmer replied, "Did you see who it was?
The young fella answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
NEWS FLASH! - Bethel, Maine----- Maine's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two local Maine college students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Bethel. Bethel search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
What are the three biggest lies in Maine?
1) The Trailah's phaid fuh
2) She ain't muy sistah
3) I was only Helpin' that goat ovah tha fence .
2 comments:
Thank you Willie,
I needed a laugh this morning and the three lies definitely got me chuckling.
M
Life in Maine is so much different the the Maine Office of Tourism reports.
One might think that a primary reason to move to Maine is to be among small number of intellectually elite.
Way to go!
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