Friday, August 7, 2009

I Hate Chain Letters

Please don't send me any chain letters because I delete them immediately. I know that I am your special friend and before you kick the bucket you want to let me know just how you feel, well I don't give a dam. And I know that by not forwarding these messages I am going to have years of bad luck. Yea, and that scares me,how? And I don't want to be loved by God or Jesus or Ronald McDonald or anybody else.

The animation on these chain letters just make me puke. Teddy bears, dancing flowers, creepy clowns, puppy's it always annoys me. And the best one's are those that say if you pass this email along you will be rewarded with something special that day. Yea a computer virus. So I think I have gotten my message across to you all. No chain letters for Willie.


If you pass this on to 10 people you will have good luck for the rest of your life. You will also be saving many puppy's from being slaughtered for use in the Hormel Company's lunch meat. Sold under the name Hormel's Prime Balonuppy.

This was originally posted Oct 12,2007.

2 comments:

Spencer Troxell said...

ha ha. As soon as anyone sends me a chain letter, our relationship is automatically over. I will tell my kids to do the same thing in their relationships.

Nobody should have to carry that kind of dead weight around.

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