When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said, I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.
I said, Well, then why are you crying
He said, She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.
I said, Well, why are you crying
He said,For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love with me until the wee hours???
I said, Well, why in the world would you be crying
He said, I can't remember where I live!!
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Uncle Willie,
Reminded me of this joke (which I had to search for on google):
"A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and
hands the little boy another five dollars.
The little boy is honest, and says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."
The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."
- Snoot
A good one Snoot.
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