Today your pal ran the spin class once again. And as usual it was spot on. I am having a problem with people hearing me during the workout. The Y provides a microphone but I just don't like wearing it, so I haven't as of yet. I tyred it a couple of weeks ago and it was disastrous. I sounded like I was a manager at one of those Walmart calling out some person to "Clean up on aisle 3". And another reason I don't wear it is that the guy who runs the class on Saturday, during the workout, all you can hear is his heavy breathing during the class. It sounds like he in one of those porn movies, which I have never seen, I have just heard about them from other people. Well any way I guess I will have to start wearing it because they are getting complaints about not being able to hear me. Geez people get a hearing aid or a ear horn.
Tune in next week to find out it your pal will wear the micophone. And will Betty find the lost key that will finally open the door to save Bill. And will grandpa get that wooden leg he alway wanted, the one with the picture of Fatty Arbuckle carved into the calf. And will Peter finally get his dream to become a women. Find out next week.
One of the tunes I played in class was this one from Cake.
2 comments:
Probably wouldn't hurt the old attendance count at your classes if you were able to be heard by the attendees!
You are not allowed to whinge about poor attendance ever again! - that is, until you are at least using a microphone...
- Snoot
Willie,
I just don't understand why you have this fear of using the microphone. This is your chance to stand on you soapbox and take command. Instead you choose to take the path of the whiny wimpering old fart who nobody can hear or understand. Stand up for yourself and those workouts you put together and take charge. I'm sure all the ladies would love to hear your heavy breathing. On second thought -NOT. Position the mic to the side or directly below your mouth and the class won't get the full effect of your panting. Also clip the the recever on your bike shorts and lose the fanny pack. It works better. Just some advice from your pal ERSG
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