Thursday, October 29, 2009

Driving Me Crazy

This is another post in my never ending battle for truth justice and the American Way. No wait a minute, that's Superman's battle. What my battle is , " Trying to Drive in Maine." Yes kiddies I am back complaining about what I see as bad driving. People are driving your pal, Uncle Willie, up the proverbial wall. And what am I complaining about this time. First let me calm down and I'll tells ya. And this has happen to me many, many, many times as of late. I and the crazy person in front of me come up to a stop sign and stop of course. This crazy person in front of me will not pull out unless there is not a car coming, in both direction, for at least 10 miles. And of course your pal could have been at my destination and back again if I was in front of the line. I don't want to say that this person was slow to pull out, but if it was your pal, I could have pulled out stopped and backed up and pulled out again. That's how much room they had to make a left turn. Gingonetties, some one please help me cope with this.

It may sound like I am some kind of a crazy person to complain about driving , but it drives me crazy. Most of the time I am a reasonable person..........." The next time that ball come on my lawn I am keeping it." Sorry, it was just some punk kids playing baseball. You would think that 4 year old would know better. Like I said I try to get along with everyone.........."That's it I'm keeping the ball." Sorry what was I saying . OH yes. It's just so hard being perfect. It's a curse.

1 comment:

Mary said...

Hey Willie,
Aren't you retired? What are you in such a hurry for? And do you really think us "Mainahs" are going to attest to your great driving skills being from New Joisey? Those guys holding up the line must be out-ah-statahs....Cuz only someone "from away" would pull a stunt like that.
Mary