For It Was Mary, Mary

For it is Mary, Mary
Ran a class as hard as it can
But with propriety, society will say Marie
But it was Mary, Mary
Long before she kicked every ones ass
And there is something there that sounds so square
It's a grand old name
And I will kick your ass if you call me Marie

Yes, it was Mary who did kick everyone ass in spin class. She expects everyone to work as hard as she does. Well I want to tell you that's almost impossible for everyone, except for your pal of course. I feel sorry for all of the other people who moan and groan through the whole class. If you try to keep up with Mary you are going to hurt yourself. And as I've said before, Mary runs a good class, almost as good as your pal. But I will give her props, because she does use that dam microphone. "Dam you technology." Any way a good ride with good tunes.