Uncle Willie: Today here at Willie's World we have the pleasure of interviewing a spin class semi regular, pregnant Carrie. Who by the way is not pregnant. Welcome to Willie's World studios.
Carrie: Thanks Uncle Willie.
Uncle Willie: OK Carrie let's talk about your other persona Wonder Women. I don't think anyone is spin class knew that you had this secret identity. Ha ha.
Carrie: That's right Uncle Willie, it all started a couple of weeks after my little girl was born. I just knew that I had a calling in life. I been told by my parents that I was a member of an all-female tribe of Amazon women whose mission is to bring the Amazon ideals of love, peace, and sexual equality to a world torn by the hatred of men.
Uncle Willie: Whoa Carrie, you really do think that you are Wonder Women, and it's not just a Halloween costume for you.
Carrie: That's right Uncle Willie.I have kept this a secret from the spin class. I don't want everyone to feel that I am someone special. I just want to be one of the gals, even though that it's a lot of work catching criminals and taking care of 5 kids, but it come with the territory.
Uncle Willie: Gee Carrie I don't know what to say. I thought that you were just a regular mother and wife. This is really interesting. Tells us about some of your powers.
Carrie: Well Uncle Willie my powers include super strength, super speed, stamina, and flight. I am highly proficient in hand-to-hand combat and in the art of tactical warfare. I also possesses an animal-like cunning and a natural rapport with animals, which has in the past been presented as an actual ability to communicate with the animal kingdom.
Uncle Willie: Gee Carrie could you come over to my house an talk to this Chickadee, and ask it if it is he who is emptying the whole bird feeder in one day.
Carrie: Sure Uncle Willie I can do that for you. And it's Wonder Women.
Uncle Willie: Sorry Carrie, I mean Wonder Women. Do you really think you are the real Wonder Women. I tell you something you are creeping me out a little. Do you have a Lasso of Truth?
Carrie: Of course I do. I also have the invisible plane in my cellar. I keep it there now that I can fly with out it.
Uncle Willie: Let me ask you something Car.....I mean Wonder Women. How come when you are taking the spin class you are sweating and red faced like the rest of us. Shouldn't you just breeze threw the class like it was nothing, using your secret powers.
Carrie: Well, I don't want any villains that take spin class to know that I am Wonder Women.
Uncle Willie: Oh I see, yes I could see the problem if you reveal yourself as Wonder Women. But what about your husband or your kids do they know the real you?
Carrie: Why of course they do. We are all part of the Justice League.
Uncle Willie: Well OK. I think I have better rap this interview up. We want to thank Car.....
Carrie: Wonder Women please.
Uncle Willie: I mean Wonder Women. OK now everybody please don't forget to look for the next blog post here at Willie's World. Also I would like to say...........
Carrie: Hey Uncle Willie I am going to lasso you with the lasso of truth and ask if you really workout that hard in spin class like you say.
Uncle Willie: That won't be necessary Wonder I think everyone knows that I am the spiniest spinster in spin cl..........Hey what are you doing....... Stop that......... Put that lasso down......... Don't please don't....... . Help Superman help me!
Carrie: Thanks Uncle Willie.
Uncle Willie: OK Carrie let's talk about your other persona Wonder Women. I don't think anyone is spin class knew that you had this secret identity. Ha ha.
Carrie: That's right Uncle Willie, it all started a couple of weeks after my little girl was born. I just knew that I had a calling in life. I been told by my parents that I was a member of an all-female tribe of Amazon women whose mission is to bring the Amazon ideals of love, peace, and sexual equality to a world torn by the hatred of men.
Uncle Willie: Whoa Carrie, you really do think that you are Wonder Women, and it's not just a Halloween costume for you.
Carrie: That's right Uncle Willie.I have kept this a secret from the spin class. I don't want everyone to feel that I am someone special. I just want to be one of the gals, even though that it's a lot of work catching criminals and taking care of 5 kids, but it come with the territory.
Uncle Willie: Gee Carrie I don't know what to say. I thought that you were just a regular mother and wife. This is really interesting. Tells us about some of your powers.
Carrie: Well Uncle Willie my powers include super strength, super speed, stamina, and flight. I am highly proficient in hand-to-hand combat and in the art of tactical warfare. I also possesses an animal-like cunning and a natural rapport with animals, which has in the past been presented as an actual ability to communicate with the animal kingdom.
Uncle Willie: Gee Carrie could you come over to my house an talk to this Chickadee, and ask it if it is he who is emptying the whole bird feeder in one day.
Carrie: Sure Uncle Willie I can do that for you. And it's Wonder Women.
Uncle Willie: Sorry Carrie, I mean Wonder Women. Do you really think you are the real Wonder Women. I tell you something you are creeping me out a little. Do you have a Lasso of Truth?
Carrie: Of course I do. I also have the invisible plane in my cellar. I keep it there now that I can fly with out it.
Uncle Willie: Let me ask you something Car.....I mean Wonder Women. How come when you are taking the spin class you are sweating and red faced like the rest of us. Shouldn't you just breeze threw the class like it was nothing, using your secret powers.
Carrie: Well, I don't want any villains that take spin class to know that I am Wonder Women.
Uncle Willie: Oh I see, yes I could see the problem if you reveal yourself as Wonder Women. But what about your husband or your kids do they know the real you?
Carrie: Why of course they do. We are all part of the Justice League.
Uncle Willie: Well OK. I think I have better rap this interview up. We want to thank Car.....
Carrie: Wonder Women please.
Uncle Willie: I mean Wonder Women. OK now everybody please don't forget to look for the next blog post here at Willie's World. Also I would like to say...........
Carrie: Hey Uncle Willie I am going to lasso you with the lasso of truth and ask if you really workout that hard in spin class like you say.
Uncle Willie: That won't be necessary Wonder I think everyone knows that I am the spiniest spinster in spin cl..........Hey what are you doing....... Stop that......... Put that lasso down......... Don't please don't....... . Help Superman help me!
5 comments:
I did see Carrie write on your wall but didn't expect anything like this to come out of it!
- Snoot
Watch out what you wish for.
thank you Willie for that unbiased, spin-free interview. All most people want to talk about is my boots. we should team up. you could point out interlopers in class and i could throw one of my star earrings at them...wait...i'm getting a distress call from the commissioner...gotta go-
There was an interesting little sidebar in one of the last issues of Playboy regarding all of the erotic drawing the creator of Wonder Woman made of his creation.
Anywhere there is a nerd drawing pictures of female characters, the nude shots won't be too far behind.
Classic! One of your best. Sorry I didn't read it until 11:48 pm. OMG, I am peeing my pants....
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