Sunday, November 29, 2009
It's July Christmas is Around the Corner
Well the first of the year end holidays is over and we are all on to Christmas. I can tell that Christmas is near because of all the holiday decoration that have been out since July. Every year the retailers push Christmas out there earlier and earlier. What's next, starting on December 26th. It really annoys me to see this I just want to go right up to that plastic Santa and punch it right in that big red nose. and yell "Go back to the north pole fat boy!" I wouldn't really do that but one day I might So if you see me in the local police blotter you know I've gone over that holiday line.
Sunday Funnies
The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and exclaims, "Jesus Christ!"
Joseph looks at Mary and says, "Write that down -- that's better than Clyde."
Joseph looks at Mary and says, "Write that down -- that's better than Clyde."
Saturday, November 28, 2009
O'Reilly Exposed
Warning this video has words that some people would find offensive. So if you are frighten of certain words don't click on post, thank you.
From the management of Willie's World
From the management of Willie's World
Friday, November 27, 2009
8 Hours of Cooking
Thanksgiving is over and for the 8 hours of cooking it 45 minutes for everyone to have thier fill. It is nice to have the complements about how good the meal was, but 8 hours of preparation. In Willie's world you should at least be eating for 4 or 5 hours, when it took all that time to prepare. Well anywho I can't write any more because I am so stuffed and also it is going tol take me 3 hours to clean up this mess.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Thanksgiving 2009
Well today is Thanksgiving and I hope it will be better and more care free than last year. Last year we had no electricity and I had to cook half of the dinner on our gas grille on the porch. But all and all it was a good meal with good friends and relatives. So I hope you all have a very good Thanksgiving and now it is on to Christmas.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Evil and the Egg
Monday spin class run by our evil spin mistress and it was very very ruff. It was way up there with one of her hardest. But once again we all made it.
After the class, as I always like to do, is chit chat with Evil and find out what's going on in her life. So after class we sat down and started to talk. Also sitting with us was Jim one of the people who take the spin class. Jim and I are kindred spirits as we are about the same age and we are both about 15 years older than most of the people in the class. And by the way, Jim and I are both waiting for the spin class to kill us.
But moving right along, the conversation some how got from turkeys to farming, which Jim was very familiar with as he had grown up on a farm in Connecticut . Well any way the subject turned to chickens and eggs. I think Evil brought it up. She wondered if chickens lay their eggs right in those cartons. And was very suprised that eggs come from a bird and not the supermarket. Well that is when Jim gave us a lesson on chickens, eggs and pigs that are shaped like the letter H. He knew every thing about chickens and eggs. He just went on and on about the subject, and do you know what it was very interesting. After I got home I went on the net to fact check Jim and he was right on about the subject. If you are also interested check out some of this information HERE. Now I can't wait for the next spin class so I can ask Jim where baby's come from.
After the class, as I always like to do, is chit chat with Evil and find out what's going on in her life. So after class we sat down and started to talk. Also sitting with us was Jim one of the people who take the spin class. Jim and I are kindred spirits as we are about the same age and we are both about 15 years older than most of the people in the class. And by the way, Jim and I are both waiting for the spin class to kill us.
But moving right along, the conversation some how got from turkeys to farming, which Jim was very familiar with as he had grown up on a farm in Connecticut . Well any way the subject turned to chickens and eggs. I think Evil brought it up. She wondered if chickens lay their eggs right in those cartons. And was very suprised that eggs come from a bird and not the supermarket. Well that is when Jim gave us a lesson on chickens, eggs and pigs that are shaped like the letter H. He knew every thing about chickens and eggs. He just went on and on about the subject, and do you know what it was very interesting. After I got home I went on the net to fact check Jim and he was right on about the subject. If you are also interested check out some of this information HERE. Now I can't wait for the next spin class so I can ask Jim where baby's come from.
Monday, November 23, 2009
A Serial Killer You Can Love
Dexter is a series that is seen on Showtime every Sunday. It is set in Miami,and it centers on Dexter Morgan, a covert serial killer governed by a strict moral code who works for the Miami Metro Police Department as a blood spatter analyst. In my humble opinion it is one of the best series on TV and it is one of those shows that I can not miss. The story line about a serial killer who murders people, who deserve to be eliminated sounds a little crazy, but they pull it off. You really start to like Dexter and that feels weird.
This season is about Dexter investigating a serial killer the police have named the Trinity Killer, who is played by John Lithgow. But the closer Dexter gets, the more he realizes that Trinity is unlike any monster he's previously encountered. One of the things that attracts Dexter to Trinity is how he can be this horrible killer and still have a loving family. It is one of the things that is always on Dexter mind, as he just got married and had a child.
It is a great series and if you can stomach it, you should follow along with our serial killer with a code. This is the 4th season and it is one of the best. You can watch the first episode this season on Hulu. So check it out.
This season is about Dexter investigating a serial killer the police have named the Trinity Killer, who is played by John Lithgow. But the closer Dexter gets, the more he realizes that Trinity is unlike any monster he's previously encountered. One of the things that attracts Dexter to Trinity is how he can be this horrible killer and still have a loving family. It is one of the things that is always on Dexter mind, as he just got married and had a child.
It is a great series and if you can stomach it, you should follow along with our serial killer with a code. This is the 4th season and it is one of the best. You can watch the first episode this season on Hulu. So check it out.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Sunday Funnies
The Indian With One Testicle
There once was an Indian who had
only one testicle and whose given name was
'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call
him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally?
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her
all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around
that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day,
made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why ?
OH, come on... take a guess !!!
Think about it !!!
You're going to love this !!!
Everyone knows...
You can't kill Two Birds
withOneStone
There once was an Indian who had
only one testicle and whose given name was
'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call
him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally?
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her
all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around
that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you,Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day,
made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why ?
OH, come on... take a guess !!!
Think about it !!!
You're going to love this !!!
Everyone knows...
You can't kill Two Birds
withOneStone
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
A Crappy Zoo Commercial
This is a commercial for the Central Fla. Zoo that I think is crappy. I don't really give a crap about it but it is crappy. So if you don't give a crap give a look.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Dreams
Dream are a window into our subconscious minds. Some are sad some are scary but for the most part they are very entertaining. So with that said, I will from time to time relate the strange and weird story's.
My wife who is going through a lot of pain with a bad back gave me the first dream post.
The first dream was about us renting one of those storage units. She said that it was all about packing up for the move with help from our neighbors son, who is 7 and her bosses son who is 1, in the dream they were grown. But here is the kicker, we always seem to have mouse problems in the fall with a couple of them trying to move in to our garage. Along with the furniture taken to the storage unit she also moved the mice as well. And even went back to feed them from time to time. Weird huh!
Dream two was about a briefcase that she found that was left at our home by a friend, Cindy, who stayed with us a couple of times in the past. And what was in the briefcase you ask, well it was very important papers for Farrah Fawcett. And that is when the fun began with a mysterious group of thugs chaseing her to try and retrieve the very important Farrah papers.
Well that's it. So tune in for more crazy dreams in the future.
My wife who is going through a lot of pain with a bad back gave me the first dream post.
The first dream was about us renting one of those storage units. She said that it was all about packing up for the move with help from our neighbors son, who is 7 and her bosses son who is 1, in the dream they were grown. But here is the kicker, we always seem to have mouse problems in the fall with a couple of them trying to move in to our garage. Along with the furniture taken to the storage unit she also moved the mice as well. And even went back to feed them from time to time. Weird huh!
Dream two was about a briefcase that she found that was left at our home by a friend, Cindy, who stayed with us a couple of times in the past. And what was in the briefcase you ask, well it was very important papers for Farrah Fawcett. And that is when the fun began with a mysterious group of thugs chaseing her to try and retrieve the very important Farrah papers.
Well that's it. So tune in for more crazy dreams in the future.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Spinning and the Kids
Well the Evil Republican Spin Goddess was at it again on Monday with a killer workout. She said during the ride, that it would be in " race mode". And for me it was a race to see if I could survive the workout. Most of the people who take her class have heart rate monitors, so we can make sure that we are working at certain levels. On some of these monitors there is a alarm that goes off when your heart rate is at a high level. A couple of times during the workout it sounded like getting 10 cell phone calls all at one time. It was a hell of a workout with Evil hitting a home run. She puts a lot of time and energy into the workouts and it shows.
Changing gears for a bit, before class and after class, people talk mostly about their kids and what they are up to and how they are driving them crazy. And most of the noise are about teenagers, and what they are doing and trying to get away with. I know that it is a tough time in ones life to go through the teenage years, trying to break out and be your own person. Trying to stretch your boundaries. And the one thing that always amazes me is that the kids seem to think that their parents lived their young live's sheltered away in monastery's, kept away from from all the bad things and all the temptation in life. The kids think that they are the only ones that are living these unique experiences and that the parents don't have a clue about what they are going through. They think what they are doing the parents know nothing about. Well I want to tell them all that your parents have gone through a whole lot of things that would make their hair curl. Of course you can't tell your kids these things you have experienced because you have to be a good roll model for them. You couldn't tell them for instance about the joints that you have smoked or the sex you have had or how drunk you got at 15. So bide your time parents, the time will come when your teenagers will once again think of you as people, and it will only take another 10 years.
Changing gears for a bit, before class and after class, people talk mostly about their kids and what they are up to and how they are driving them crazy. And most of the noise are about teenagers, and what they are doing and trying to get away with. I know that it is a tough time in ones life to go through the teenage years, trying to break out and be your own person. Trying to stretch your boundaries. And the one thing that always amazes me is that the kids seem to think that their parents lived their young live's sheltered away in monastery's, kept away from from all the bad things and all the temptation in life. The kids think that they are the only ones that are living these unique experiences and that the parents don't have a clue about what they are going through. They think what they are doing the parents know nothing about. Well I want to tell them all that your parents have gone through a whole lot of things that would make their hair curl. Of course you can't tell your kids these things you have experienced because you have to be a good roll model for them. You couldn't tell them for instance about the joints that you have smoked or the sex you have had or how drunk you got at 15. So bide your time parents, the time will come when your teenagers will once again think of you as people, and it will only take another 10 years.
Monday, November 16, 2009
I Got Nothing, Again
Monday morning and once again I don't have a clue what I am going to write about today. Last night I was watching a program ,on the tellie, about a family that was living off the grid and I thought maybe I could write about what it would be like living off the grid for me. Like moving 6 miles away from a TJ Maxx or only having one TV. But I finally said no to that and then I thought I would write about playing golf and how, as much as I play the game, I never get any better. But that did not appeal to me. And then I thought I would explain what a friends college thesis entitled "Towards Scalable Parallel Simulation of the Structural Mechanics of Piezoelectric-Controlled Beams" means to me, but that would only take just a few sentences. So since I have nothing I will leave you with a quote “I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?” Have a nice day.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Sunday Funnies
A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano.
"Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man.
"Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want."
Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie.
"You grant wishes right?"
"Yes." replies the genie.
"Hmm, I'd like a million bucks."
Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar.
"Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks!"
His friends sitting at the table replies,
"Well yeah, do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"
"Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man.
"Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want."
Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie.
"You grant wishes right?"
"Yes." replies the genie.
"Hmm, I'd like a million bucks."
Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar.
"Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks!"
His friends sitting at the table replies,
"Well yeah, do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Fox Caught Misleading, Da!
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Thursday, November 12, 2009
A Small Gathering
Once again I was the leader of the class on Wednesday. It was a good hard class that I had been working on for a couple of days. I think everyone who attended got a very good workout.
Some of the people who were there were Mary, who was working out like a champ as always. And there was Heidi who was, wait a minute she wasn't there, but Monday when I asked her if she was going to come on Wednesday she said "Yes I will be there, I am not working." Oh well. But the other Wendy was in attendance. The women is a bear for exercise, she takes the class after the spin class as well. And Jim was the........well no he wasn't. I had just played golf with him on Tuesday and the last thing I said to him was " Are you coming to spin on Wednesday?" And he said yes. Oh well. And let see who else was there, oh yes Dolly. She comes to every class and her with asthma, leg problems and a hearing problem. And I am no doctor but her hearing problem could be caused by the yellow plugs sticking out of her ears. And let' see who else was there ah yes Dede. Wait a minute when I talked to her on Monday "Are you coming Wednesday?" she said "Oh yea I'll be there." And she was a no show. Then there was this interloper who has been showing up to all of the classes as of late. And that was it, four people.
I am now smelling my arm pits to see if that is the reason that I am this pariah, or is it that your pal has lost his luster. Am I becoming just like that old shoe that can be thrown in to the corner and left to gather mold and end up smelling like the rotting corpse of the old man who you have not seen in a couple of days, but there is this smell coming from his house. Am I a stuffed shirt? Am I a horse-faced hypocrite? Am I a New England school marm?
A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl............ Sorry I don't know were that came from, although I have been watching the classic movie Citizen Kane a lot lately. Now were was I.......Oh well have a good day.
Some of the people who were there were Mary, who was working out like a champ as always. And there was Heidi who was, wait a minute she wasn't there, but Monday when I asked her if she was going to come on Wednesday she said "Yes I will be there, I am not working." Oh well. But the other Wendy was in attendance. The women is a bear for exercise, she takes the class after the spin class as well. And Jim was the........well no he wasn't. I had just played golf with him on Tuesday and the last thing I said to him was " Are you coming to spin on Wednesday?" And he said yes. Oh well. And let see who else was there, oh yes Dolly. She comes to every class and her with asthma, leg problems and a hearing problem. And I am no doctor but her hearing problem could be caused by the yellow plugs sticking out of her ears. And let' see who else was there ah yes Dede. Wait a minute when I talked to her on Monday "Are you coming Wednesday?" she said "Oh yea I'll be there." And she was a no show. Then there was this interloper who has been showing up to all of the classes as of late. And that was it, four people.
I am now smelling my arm pits to see if that is the reason that I am this pariah, or is it that your pal has lost his luster. Am I becoming just like that old shoe that can be thrown in to the corner and left to gather mold and end up smelling like the rotting corpse of the old man who you have not seen in a couple of days, but there is this smell coming from his house. Am I a stuffed shirt? Am I a horse-faced hypocrite? Am I a New England school marm?
A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl............ Sorry I don't know were that came from, although I have been watching the classic movie Citizen Kane a lot lately. Now were was I.......Oh well have a good day.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
November 11, 2009
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind...War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today."
-- John F. Kennedy
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Monday, November 9, 2009
Monday's Spin
Just a little note about spin class this Monday.It was a very hard workout and it got my heart rate up to the top level. The Evil one was once again on her game. The class was full and everyone got a very good workout.
Evil was in a good mood, as her med's had just kicked in a as the class began. The class was filled with all the regulars, Wonder, the two Wendy's, Dede, Mary, Heidi and of course Dollie. Yesterday I was the only man in class and that doesn't bother me too much, because I am usually the only man in the class. The only problem I see in being around all of these women in class is that I walk a little funny now and then. And some times I get this feeling that I should add a pair of heels to my shoe wear. Other then that, every thing is great. Well I have to to the tailors and pick up a pair of Capri pants that I had taken in. TTFN
Evil was in a good mood, as her med's had just kicked in a as the class began. The class was filled with all the regulars, Wonder, the two Wendy's, Dede, Mary, Heidi and of course Dollie. Yesterday I was the only man in class and that doesn't bother me too much, because I am usually the only man in the class. The only problem I see in being around all of these women in class is that I walk a little funny now and then. And some times I get this feeling that I should add a pair of heels to my shoe wear. Other then that, every thing is great. Well I have to to the tailors and pick up a pair of Capri pants that I had taken in. TTFN
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Rock Kicking
Yesterday I dropped my wife off at our friendly Hannaford grocery store to buy some supplies for the week. As I was sitting in our car waiting for her, I spotted two young boys kicking a stone up to the entrance of the store. And that brought back memories of a young Uncle Willie kicking a stone while I was running to the store for my mother. I would kick the same stone to the store, about 4 blocks, and kick the same stone all the way back to my home. And no matter where that stone went after I kicked it, I had to follow and kick it again. Some times the stone would cross the street and into someones driveway. I would have to cross the street and kick that stone in the right direction. It is a very strict rule of stone kicking. You must kick the same stone. Rule 232.63B, it in the book.
It was nice to conjure up some of those memories and think about the times when the most important thing in life was to kick the same rock.
It was nice to conjure up some of those memories and think about the times when the most important thing in life was to kick the same rock.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Mary and Glen Beck
Mary ran the class today and she kick my ass. She had a very good work and the music was great even though only dogs could hear them. When you burn music to CD on Itunes the volume is all over the place. Some songs are just right and some are soft and every once in while you get one that is very loud. But I am nit picking it was a great workout. Mary has come along way under my tutelage and I am trying to bring her along slowly. You can't give a rookie to much information at first. So keep up the good work Mary I know you can do it.
In Defence of Glen Beck
In Defence of Glen Beck
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Friday, November 6, 2009
Sonja Henie's Underwear
Well today we got our first snow in the mid coast area. It wasn't much of a snow, nothing stuck to the ground , but it is a clear message that winter is just around the corner. And when I think of winter I think of Sonja Henie and those little skirts that she wore in those unforgettable movies like Sun Valley Serenade or Winter Time. She would skate around and spin and you could see her underwear as she spun and I would say "Spin faster Sonja, now slower Sonja, slower." You know that I am watching you, don't you, you little monkey girl". Wow were am I and is it getting hot in here or what? Oh well. And that's what I was thinking today as I watched the first snow of winter fall.
In case you forgot what snow looked like I put up a photo that I took last year.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
You Should Have Been There
On Wednesday I ran the spin class as I have been for the last 2 months. And I will tell you that I have never run a class like the one on Wednesday. It all started on the warm up when all of a sudden I..............well it was really something. And you should have seen the look on the class, it was priceless. And then half way through one of the tunes, some women in class decided to remove her.........well you should have been there. And then to top things off the Y had purchased too many ................and they gave each one of us in class one. It was very very generous to say the least. But with all of that going on do you know who decided to take the class,......... He's a movie star of much fame, and I would like to tell you his name, but I told him that I would keep this a secret. He said that he only wanted to be known to the spinners who take the Wednesday class. And he also said that he will show up to take the Wednesday class from time to time. So it was a hell of ride. And see what you all missed by not taking the Wednesday class.
Fill in the blanks. Glasses-crapped in my pants- -Ernest Borgnine-trading cards with George Williams picture.
A good workout was had by all and here is one of the songs that I used that Mr..........what's-his-name liked very much. Enjoy.
And the New York Yankees have won their 27th world championship.
Fill in the blanks. Glasses-crapped in my pants- -Ernest Borgnine-trading cards with George Williams picture.
A good workout was had by all and here is one of the songs that I used that Mr..........what's-his-name liked very much. Enjoy.
And the New York Yankees have won their 27th world championship.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Evil Gives and Gets Torture
Mondays spin class was a great workout. Evil, as she always does, comes up with a new and very challenging work out. This workout was one of her best. I don't want to say that it was hard but, your pal had dialed 91 on the cell phone and waited. But it was OK I'm still here.
One of the people in class, Car.........I mean Wonder Women, sorry, was in attendance but did not use any of her super powers as she was sweating like a pig( And do pig really sweat that much?)like the rest of us.
After class Evil decided to give me a little time after class. Thank you Evil one. Any woo she talked about the deep massage that she was getting. This deep massage is helping her with some of the pains she is having. When she started to give me a description of what this women was doing to Evil I was thinking, that sounds like it would really hurt. As she was going on and on about the procedure I was thinking, is her therapist named Dick Cheney, because it sure sounds like torture to me.
One of the people in class, Car.........I mean Wonder Women, sorry, was in attendance but did not use any of her super powers as she was sweating like a pig( And do pig really sweat that much?)like the rest of us.
After class Evil decided to give me a little time after class. Thank you Evil one. Any woo she talked about the deep massage that she was getting. This deep massage is helping her with some of the pains she is having. When she started to give me a description of what this women was doing to Evil I was thinking, that sounds like it would really hurt. As she was going on and on about the procedure I was thinking, is her therapist named Dick Cheney, because it sure sounds like torture to me.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
I Have a Whoopie Pie Jones
I am sorry to report that I am a addict.And it's not what you think, heron or crack, no it's Whoopie pies. That's right kiddies Whoopie pies, the dessert of choice here in Maine. And it started about 2 week ago at a friends home. They were throwing a pumpkin carving party and after dinner the host, Dottie, served up some home made Whoopie pies. At first I said to myself " I'll only have one",I don't want to be a hog. But I could not stop "Oh I'll have another, please." By the end of the night I think if I cut my finger it would not be blood pouring , but cream filling.
As we were leaving for the night I asked the host if I could take some Whoopie pies home with me. I was already in the throws of the addiction and needed more. So she did give me some, one. One lousy pie . For a week I have been in my room curled up in the fetal position sweating and shaking violently, that is till Saturday night when low and behold Dot shows up on our door step with a load of pies. Oh thank Jebus I am saved. That is untill I run out. Does anyone out there have a Whoopie pie conection.
Sunday Funnies
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
- "Did you dance much ?"
"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...."
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ,naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
- "Did you dance much ?"
"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...."
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