I Got Nothing, Again So Here You Go.........

I am traveling today so I am going to give you something I found on You Tube. Tune in tomorrow for the skinny on the 4Th.

Your Pal

People Who Are Getting Hit in the Nuts

What's better than seeing someone getting hit in the nuts, since I have nothing today. Enjoy ladies and men get ready to cringe.

I Got Nothing So I Am Shamelessly Cutting and Pasting My Way to Toadys post

Woke up late and the post I was thinging about never made it, so I am posting a couple of articles from one of my favorite websites "News Hounds for the Common Good". They watch Fox so you don't have to.

Hannity Suggests Obama Sabotaging BP Oil Spill Cleanup Because He’s “Beholden” To Environmentalists

Jon Stewart Catches Gretchen Carlson's Hypocrisy Over Obama's Prayer

Beck Fear Mongering Of The Day: Suggesting Obama Administration "Radicals" May "Eliminate" 10% Of American Population

Dennis Miller Baselessly Paints Rep. Bob Etheridge As A Drunk

I've Got Nothing..................Really

I Got Nothing, Again So Here You Go.........

(I don't no why the clip is cut off, but if you know how to repair this let me know.)

I Got Nothing

I got nothing today. Had a nice Easter Sunday with friends. It was a beautiful day close to 80 degrees.

I really miss spin class and tennis. I miss the workout, but mostly I miss the people.

Exciting Days

It's one of those rare days where I got nothing. With no spin class, my life is now all about filling bird feeders, being excited about getting the mail and spending 22 hours a day in my pj's. Oh yea I forgot, that I have decided to paint my computer room in a color called Philadelphia Cream Cheese, how exciting is that! Oh and yesterday I found a hard sticky spot on the back of my leg and I spent 20 minutes picking that off. Thank god for little things. Let's see, I was also taking a shower yesterday and started to obsess on thinking about if I ever wash the bottom of my feet. It was sort of like Omphaloskepsis, which is the contemplation of one's navel only I was contemplating the bottom of my feet. I think that is about it. Wait a minute is it unhealthy to wear the same clothing for two weeks. Oh well, have a nice day.

Wait a minute whats this on the back of my neck.

It's a I got Nothing Day So I Am Giving You Something Called "Man Rules" That Someone Sent Me in a Email

I was sent this a in email by a friend, Heidi, and I thought it was cute. And since I don't have anything today, you got this list of man rule, as apposed to woman's rules lists, which my wife gets every other day from her friends.


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3.Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

4.Crying is blackmail.

5.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

9.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

10.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

11.You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

12.Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

13.Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

14.ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

15.If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

16.If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothings wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

17.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

18.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

19.Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, or golf.

20.You have enough clothes.

21.You have too many shoes.

22.I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

I Got Nothing, Again Part 3

It's one of those days when your pal has got nothing. Now that Floyd the owl has abandoned me, I don't have much to write about. I could go on and on about the thousands of black capped chickadee's that come to our feeder.

They come in droves like a plague of locust,feeding, seed by seed. People believing that prayer and petition were required to end the plague, as they viewed the swarm of chickadees as a punishment from God for their sins. Seed by seed they seize every bit of nourishment for their insatiable appetite, and then they are gone.Leaving behind an empty feeder, like the devastation from a horrendous tornado that unburden the earth of anything in it's path. Oh the horror of it all. "Dam you chickadee's."

I Got Nothing, Again

Monday morning and once again I don't have a clue what I am going to write about today. Last night I was watching a program ,on the tellie, about a family that was living off the grid and I thought maybe I could write about what it would be like living off the grid for me. Like moving 6 miles away from a TJ Maxx or only having one TV. But I finally said no to that and then I thought I would write about playing golf and how, as much as I play the game, I never get any better. But that did not appeal to me. And then I thought I would explain what a friends college thesis entitled "Towards Scalable Parallel Simulation of the Structural Mechanics of Piezoelectric-Controlled Beams" means to me, but that would only take just a few sentences. So since I have nothing I will leave you with a quote “I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?” Have a nice day.

I Got Nuttin

I really did not have time to come up with a adroit ands jocular look at life that you all out there love and expect. So I will probably give you a You Tube clip to gladden you instead. Tune in tomorrow for your regular cup of Willie's World.

I call this clip "Doh!"