Today spin class was run by our gal Evil, AKA Amy. But something was just not right, and what was not right was that she was in last stages of the flu. But she, being a trooper came in today to infected the whole class in one failed swoop. There is nothing I love more than to hear a phlegmy cough that is amplified many times with a microphone. And with her being sick she did not ride the bike today, she stood in front of the class and barked out her orders like a drill instructor with a runny nose. "Spin faster ,cough, hack, slurp and add a click." And this affliction also lowered her squeaky voice to what sounded like, Robert Goulet with a frog caught in his throat.
But our gal made it through class with a very good work out that everyone really enjoyed. Except for one of the regulars, the other Wendy, who came to class with dark glasses and a look of pain upon her face. It seems she was out celebrating the holidays and celebrated just a tad to much. But she can recuperate on her vacation to Germany and come back fresh as a daisy, if she can stay away from many liters of beer. Well any who it was a very good class taken with many people not feeling well.
12 comments:
And you call me Evil?
Well I'm glad it was a failed swoop and not a fell swoop. It's those fell swoops you have to watch out for.
By the way, "infected" is the past tense, you should have used the word infect.
- Snoot
(bringing out the spelling police and grammar nazi for old times sake).
You are not heard of for a while and then you are there to stick your spelling and grammar stick into my eye. Thanks Snoot,I really missed you.
Evil Willie,
You forgot to mention that the main reason that I dragged myself out of bed was to reveal the answer to last week's big question "sto....... pped." I knew you wouldn't be able to figure it out and I just didn't you to suffer any longer.
Your a real pal Amy P/ AKA Evil.
No problems Uncle Willie, I live to give.
I have to admit I am still laughing about the whole "failed swoop" thing. Small things amuse small minds, and I have one of the smallest minds of anyone I know.
- Snoot
I don't think you realize that we here on the other side of the world say "failed swoop" instead of the Australian old school "fell swoop". Snoot if you ever make it to the U.S. check with me first and I will school you on the language.
Your Pal
Correction Willie,
You are the only one on this side of town that would attempt a "failed swoop."
I hope you are blowwing your nose and coughing in the other direction as you write your comments, Evil/ AKA Amy/ AKA ERSG/ AKA Mommie.
And I hope you get yourself another "light dusting" on your side of world , Willie.
Oh yea!
Hey Amy,
I think Willie got his payback today....I can just envision him with his snowblower...Mother nature is punishing us Willie...keep your blogs nice.
M
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