Saturday, May 29, 2010

Food for Thought

Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.
- This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks, they'd
receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment , wheel chairs
etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
- They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly ,if
they fell, or needed assistance.
- Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and
returned to them.
- A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals and
snacks to their cell.
- They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
- They would have access to a library, weight room,spiritual counselling, pool,
and education.
- Simple clothing , shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request.
- Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard ,with gardens.
- Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V. radio, and daily phone calls.
- There would be a board of directors , to hear complaints, and the guards would
have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.
- The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised. lights
off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
- Live in a tiny room, and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope of ever
getting out. Justice for all.

This from my old friend Barry from new Jersey.

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