Sunday Funnies

One day Jesus Christ and Moses were playing a round of golf. After Moses teed up and drove a ball almost perfectly down the center of the fairway, Jesus stepped up and promptly hooked a ball out into a nearby lake. Moses looked at Jesus and asked him, "want me to split the water for you?" Jesus declined the offer, proclaiming that it was something he had to do on his own. So, there Moses stood as he watched Jesus walk out on the water to fetch his ball. Meanwhile, some other golfers approached, asking Moses if they could play through. "Sure," he said, "I'm just waiting for my friend to get his ball." The golfers looked toward the lake and saw Jesus walking on the water. One of the golfers shook his head in disbelief and said, "who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?" "No," replied Moses, "he thinks he's Tiger Woods."