Dating Tips

This pass Friday, as we always do, we have dinner out with old friends of my wife and I. The conversation got around to my buddies wife's visit from a couple of her co-workers. The two women are in their twenty's and unmarried. They were here to compete in the National Toboggan Championship couple of weeks ago with my buddy's wife. We got together with them for lunch after they had competed, and the talk got around to dating and finding a nice guy. So my wife suggested a young friend of ours that is now living in Washington DC, as is one of the young ladies. They have made the connection and my wife is waiting for all of the gory details.

But getting back to this Friday, my friend had this long conversion with the ladys about his rules on finding a good mate.

A.Find the best athlete

B.Best looking guy you can get.(And remember it does not have to be a MIT graduate. There are plenty of truck drivers, mailmen and just plain Joe's out there that are good catches.)

C.Find someone who you can learn something from.

D.Find someone who can make you laugh.

E.And always remember, that men only have one goal when meeting the opposite sex and that is how fast they get get into your pants.

Using these rules both women are on their way to blissful relationships. One is dating Mike Tyson and the other is dating George Hitler the grandson of Adolph. It's really going well.