Sunday, June 5, 2011

Sunday Funnies

Thanks to my friend Jack for this one.


A young boy is home with his mother when a friend of his mother arrives. The boy runs upstairs and hides in his mother’s closet. Soon he hears his mother come upstairs with her friend and when he peaks out of the closet and sees them deeply engaged in an intimate act.
Suddenly their passion is interrupted by the sound of a car door closing. The mother says “Oh no, my husband is home! Hide!”
The man leaps out of the bed and hides in the closet.
The boy says “It sure is dark in here.”
“Yes it is” replies the man.
The boy says, “Hey, I’ve got a baseball. Do you want to buy it?”
“Okay” says the man. “How much do you want for it?”
“$500” says the boy and the man pays him for his ball.
Later in the week, the same man comes back to see his mother and once again the boy hides in the closet.
Once again, in the midst of their passion, the mother hears a car door slam and says “My husband is home, Hide!”
The man once again hides in the closet where he hears the boy say, “It sure is dark in here.”
“Yes it is” replies the man.
The boy says, “Hey, I’ve got a baseball glove. Do you want to buy it?”
“Okay” says the man. “How much do you want for it?”
“$500” says the boy and the man pays him for his glove.
That weekend the boy’s father says to his son “let’s go out side a play catch”.
The boy says “I can’t, I sold my glove and ball.”
The father, quite angry says “why did you do that?”
The son replies “I got $1,000 for them.”
The father momentarily stunned finally says “That’s even worse. You cheated the person who bought your ball and glove. I want you to go to the church and ask for forgiveness.”
The boy goes to the church and enters the confessional.
“It sure is dark in here,” he says.
The Priest reply’s “Don’t start with that dark crap again, what do you want?”


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