The Confederate States of America had an agrarian-based economy that relied heavily on slave-worked plantations for the production of cotton for export to Europe and the blah blah blah blah yada yada yada. OK, so spin class is starting to pick up again. The special people,your pal included, who have been there all summer will have to fight for the good bikes. It will be a struggle but in the end the chosen people will prevail.
Any who this Monday spin class was a good one with our gal,The Evil One, in top form. She had just got back from Boston where she attended the 2011 Indoor Cycle Instructor PRO Conference. And she was full of new ideas, like wearing no pants, funny hats, and removing the seats. Me thinks instead of spinning she was hitting the Patron bottle.
She told a story about a women, not her, who had just worked out and wanted to get into the shower. She grab her stuff, not Evil but this other women,and ask where the showers are located. They pointed her, not Evil, to the showers. She entered the showers got undressed and took a shower. She was about to exit the shower room, when a man came in the room. Evil, I mean this other women hid so he could not see her. And after he left she made her exit. She had taken a shower in the men's room and did not get caught. How lucky for our gal, I mean this women.
One thing that I have noticed lately about a lot of the people who take the spin class is that they all kinds of physical problems. Most of these people do marathons and ironman contests and I guess with the wear and tare on the body it is bound to happen. So all you people who do nothing you can count your lucky stars that you won't have to endure having your joints operated on and with luck you will check out quickly with a massive heart attack.
Here is a clip of Josh Taylar who our gal lusts after.
7 comments:
Oh that's hilarious! Blew me away. And yes, working out (particularly running) causes about as many problems as it alleviates.
Instant classic.
Great story about the evil one... sorry the lady in evil ones story! I bet evil... I mean evils friend has learned her lesson.
Bloody hell, tare on the body, I have no idea what that is but it sounds bad. Is it like the tar in roads, or is it a heavy load you carry, as in tare weight?
- Snoots
Willie??????????????
WTF? I forgot to mention that the lucky woman in my story also took her shower sans shower curtain and towel. So had a person of the male sort entered the shower area, she could not have hidden one measly centimeter of her body. The moral of the story is be sure to wear glasses and carefully read signs upon entering foreign locker rooms and always pack a towel.
Oh yeah... and the very lucky friend told me that the guy she saw naked walking into the steam room didn't look anything like Josh Taylor. Darn...
Oh how I missed you Snoot. It was really taring me apart that you were not tearing my spelling apart.My life is where it should be now.
Ersg the light bulb should have gone off for you, I mean your friend, because there was not a shower curtain. Yea, us guys like to have our stuff hanging out there for all the world to see. We like to judge and be judged. And I do mean the size...........of our feet. Yea that's right feet.
My lucky friend was so beat up from riding for three days straight, that she could not even see the light bulb going off in her head. No curtains. No Sweet smelling fragrances. No fresh flowers by the mirrors. Duh... She should have known!
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