Jennifer Aniston is every thing to everyone. I don't get it,but that's just me. In a article this morning she was named 'Sexiest Woman Of All Time'. That will be added to her lists of many accolades.
Best hair every since the beginning of time.
The most perfect body shape.
The best actress ever in movies that nobody remembers.
Most beautiful person on the TV hit 'Friends'.
Most perfect smelling breath of any human......ever.
Best smelling farts of all time.
Women with the least amount of ear wax.
Voted 'Lease offensive burps from a sexy women'.
The best girl friend of Brad Pitt.
Voted the most perfect naval(belly button).
Has never had smelly feet.
Has never sneezed, while having a cold, and had a booger hanging from her nose.
Voted 'The person who, in a quite environment, can pee with out making a sound'.
Has never picked her nose.
Has had sex, but is still a virgin.
Voted most popular by the Pope. Jesus came in second.
And last but not least........ Her shit does not stink.
2 comments:
She's the kind of girl Henry Rollins might say you'd be surprised to find out she doesn't shit talcum powder.
She's definitely got the right press agent. For some reason the industry loves her despite at least a half-dozen movie flops. But I'll say this for Ms. Aniston, back when she was in Friends and whatnot she was just another hot blonde. Dime-a-dozen. But she's one of those rare females on whom a few years actually look better. A few wrinkles have given her a little distinction as opposed to being just another blonde California Barbie. That said, I've gotta go w/ the 2nd Mrs. Brad Pitt for stunning beauty. That's rarified air there!
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