Sunday Funnies

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
 plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every
 once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

 Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are
 $20 bills falling out of that bag."

 "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back
 and see if I can find them.. Thanks for telling me officer."

 Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that
 money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
 "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right
 next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot
 hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick
 me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, 'why not make
 the best of it?

 So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with
 my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my
 fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give
 me $20, or off it comes.'

 "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good
 luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

 "Not everybody pays."