Evils New Test......And I Did Not Study

As I approached the Y today for spin class I was feeling a little strange. It was not the anticipation of what new dastardly trick Evil had up her evil sleeve, no it was that it was 9 degrees and I was wearing shorts. After I got through the door of the Y, a calmness seem to spill over me. Because of the cold and wearing shorts, I had been walking on my toes, also my testicles had returned to their normal position and not nesting in my upper body for warmth.

As I entered the workout room and look for my ride, I noticed that Mrs. Evil, the spinning schoolmarm, was handing out yellow sheets of paper and a pen. Oh god it looks like a test again. My testicles started hide and I was getting a little nervous about what was about to happen.

This pass week I had really been more active then usual with alot tennis and spin class, and was feeling a little tired. So seeing Mrs. Evil with the yellow paper and talking to everyone, explaining what she was going to do today, I knew it was going to be hell.

Mrs Evil has bee on a kick lately and training us all for this springs out of doors biking season. It all works around a timed ride while checking your heart rate to maximise your power and work efficiently.

So as I knew it would be very taxing,I readyed the defibrillator and as it turned out, I only had to use it twice, I made it once again.

Mrs. Evil has really gone and kicked it up another notch. Before the ride she made it a point that if SHE did not see you working hard enough SHE was going to personally go to your ride and add more tension. She is getting scary....me thinks. She stayed away from my ride because she knows that I am the spinmeister general and need no extra tension because I am working the hardest out of everyone. Except for maybe Mary

The classes are now full as everyone is made that resolution to lose that extra 200 pounds. A nice surprise today was that one of the regulars came to class after not being there for a while. It was Heidi who use to be a regular but is now on her way to interloper status. But she will always be a regular to your pals mind.

Heidi walked into the class as it was beginning and Mrs.Evil announced it to the other riders. "Hey look everyone it's Heidi." And the reaction from the crowd was deafening. And I do mean deafening, in that no one said a word. It was like,"Yea who the hell is she." Well I was glad to see her anyway.

All and all it was a good workout and seeing Heidi was just the cherry on top of the sunday. Now what is going to come from Mrs. Evil the next time......I hope it's not one of the testicles lifting rides.