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Marking Territory

Speaking of dogs, when my wife and I had our only pooch, Barney, I thought I could use walking the dog for some good exercise. So mostly everyday I would take Barney out for a good brisk stroll around town. Well I want to tell you that I didn't even break a sweat. Barney's idea of a walk was to smell every thing in sight and then deposit a sample on it. I think Barney had a frequent urination problem. He probably could have used Ditropan. He would stop every 2 seconds to pee. There was browns spot around ever tree and bush in town. Needless to say the walk did not last that long. One good trait Barney did have was ,that he saved his dumps for our back yard where I got to use my poop shovel and poop stick to retrieve it. When I see people jogging with their dogs I think that could have been me if it wasn't for my pooch with the frequent urination problem or as advertiser puts it FUP.
Here is a cartoon that I found in New Yorker Magazine.

My Son the Dog

Do you ever wonder why people dress their dogs and other animals in festive holiday dress, or dress them in people clothes? I think that these people are just a half bubble off plum. My very good friends in New Jersey are dog people. What I mean is they like dogs and have a dog, not that they have have been inbred with a dog a la The Island of Dr Moreau. They treat this pooch like he is a kid, a kid that has a wet nose and craps and pees on the floor. Hey, you know what, human kids do the same thing. But getting back to the problem, that is, dressing up their dog. This problem was probably brought on by not playing with enough dolls when they were younger. I don't know what it is but its very creepy. I am including a picture of my New Jersey friends poor unfortunate pooch Kip. Do you think that all dogs long to have a Christmas wreath hanging around their neck. I don't think so. Next for Kip, rabbit ears for Easter.


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How Old is Your Old Dog

Do you wish to know your dogs real age. I don't mean the year has been on this planet. I mean his years as far as its health. Yes there is a website that will tell you your dogs health age .

For example, I am an old fart but according to my personal health I am a semi old fart.The way they use to figure dog years was to multiply the age of your dog by 7. Let see, let me figure out my age in dog years. OK I just did the calculations and I have been dead for 6 years. That's not good thing as Martha would say. So if you want to figure your own pets health age go to this website.