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I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Dan Quayle

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
they wake up dead, they'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman



As special bonus, because of the weather we are going to have today, here is an appropriate little tune for ye.
Your Pal Uncle Willie

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.

Ouotes I Like

"In 2261 astonomers renamed Uranus to end that stupid joke once and for all. They renamed it Urectum"

..........Profeesor Farnsworth

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We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people.."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst.

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I won't be posting on Sunday so here is a extra. Enjoy.


"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey