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Simpson's Great Line

One of the best lines from the Simpson's. Homer to Bart when Homer was trying to console Lisa, Bart interrupts Homer and he replies.
"I am trying to be a sensitive father you unwanted moron."

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Granpa Simpson

Granda Simpson Quotes:


Grampa: In 1957 I saw him turn turn the Secretary of Agriculture into the Secretary of the Interior. It was hell on their wives, but it sure brought down corn prices. Built a house out of corn. It was the worst home I ever owed? when it got really hot it smelled like Frito's


Grampa: I'll take that secret to my grave, or urn, or medical school dissecting table or wherever you're dumping me.



Grandpa: That's how I got my idea for a suitcase with wheels: from a commercial for a suitcase with wheels.



Grandpa: Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on televison again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels.

Grampa's rambling stories

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” because the Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles. (the children laugh) What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet...

I Deleted the Tuesday Post

I had a post all about Mondays spin class and I deleted it by mistake. So you will have to wait till Wedensday to find out what happened. Sorry for the mix up. So I will give you a Simpson clip.

Nothing

Well it's Saturday at about 4 AM and I am going to Woonsocket RI to pick up a truck for work. And I have about 2 minutes to come up with a post and you know what "It's I Got Nothing Saturday". So here is the Simpson's opening using Lego's for you all and most of all for my buddy Jeremy.

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Simpson Quotes involving Grandpa Simpson

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Marge; Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?Grandpa: I sure hope so...

Mr. burns: so do you have a way to get rid of the protesters?Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldn't get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones.................now where was I........oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldn't get those... (trails off)

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I Got Nothing Post

Quote: "I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth now that Lew Gehrig's dead"....................Homer Simpson

This was from an episode where Homers father needed a kidney and Homer reluctantly offered his. In the same episode while discussing his options with Marge, Homer suggested that he would give his father the artificial kidney he had made. Where upon Marge said that it wasn't such a good idea since his artificial kidney was just a beer can with a whisle glued to it.

This one of the funnest Simpson epidsodes in my humble opinion.


The clip below is a burp fest with Barney. I wrote this post so I could give you the Lew Gehrig quote. I got nothing else.

I Hope I Didn't Just Say " D'oh"

Sunday I was reading a supplement that had come in NY Times about a group who were climbing Mt Kilimanjaro. One of the climbers was described as a Simpson's quoter. And I thought that I may be too. Cowa bonga I really don't think so. But you know it may be true. Just the other day I had a conversation about vampires when I said at one point "Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos". But I don't think that was from the Simpson's. But it may be working its way into my vocabulary with out me noticing it. Well like for instance,I had just witnessed a bad accident and was calling for help, and said to the operator"operator! Give me the number for 911!". So maybe it is. Come to think of it the other day I was talking to friend about high school and he asked me if I failed English, and I said "Me fail English? That's unpossible". And this pass tuesday I got a traffic ticket and in talking about the policeman that gave me the ticket and I just blerted out to my buddy, "they think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants". And yesterday I said "You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head". I don't think its a real problem, but the strong must protect the sweet, ah caramba , I found a moonrock in my nose! Some body help me please I bent my wookie. .................... D'oh!

This clip has one of my favorte Homer Simpson rants in it.