1.I promise to not gasp when first seeing the prayer cross for the first time. And not to gasp again because of seeing it again in the two for one offer.
2.I will not raise my blood pressure while watching Fox, maybe.
3.I promise that I will be another year older. I am working on being cantankerous and willing to give my opinion on how to live your life at any opportunity. I am slowly gathering my old man outfit. Flannel shirt, wool pants, high waters, with suspenders of course and either a red or blue handkerchief, you know the ones that people use as a bandanna, hanging out of my back pocket. Also I am working on my shuffle and walking stooped over. There is a lot to do.
4.I'm not going to take most politicians seriously.
5.I am going to live the rest of my life with a new tolerance of people who I think are knuckleheads.
6.. I will continue to not take much of life seriously,except if I am dying,and I will take that very seriously.
Have a better new year than last.
