Oh the evangelicals I just love the crap out of them. I was reading that they came out in big numbers in South Carolina for Newt Gingrich. And this after it was reported, from one of his ex wife (I don't know which one,there has been so many.)that as he was having a affair with a women,his current wife, he asked her if she would allow a open marriage. I guess they must have changed the rules to be in the club. I wonder if they would have been so forgiving if Mr Gingrich was a Democrat. Hummmmmm I wonder.
Some of the new rules for the family values people.
1.It's OK to have a wife and a girl friend as long as you go to church on Sunday. We forgive anything, that is if you are a conservative.
2.It's OK to have a sexual relations with a animal, as long as it has a christian name. Anahera,Anahira,Anjelica and Caritas to name just a few. And of course they have to be female. It would be blasphemous to have sex with a male animal, that homosexual thing.
3.You can lie,cheat as long as it is done to promote the the far right.
4.We are getting away from the teachings of Jesus, in that we could give a big crap about the poor. One teaching of Jesus throughout his life was to take care of the poor. This message is outdated, it's all about making the rich more rich. Those poor people should just shut up and get a job. You can't make it on 20,000 a year for a family of 4. Quit living high on the hog.
5.We are giving most of our money to the pastors of the mega churches. Because they have a direct line to God.
Televangelist Kenneth Copeland, who runs Kenneth Copeland Ministries.His wages were $364,577 in 1995.Copeland's wife, Gloria, earned $292,593.
John Hagee, Senior Pastor of Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas. Was known to be the highest-paid nonprofit executive in San Antonio, making nearly $1 million a year.
Evangelist Benny Hinn. Hinn said in a 1997 CNN interview that he earned between $500,000 and $1 million each year.
Rick Warren, pastor of Saddleback Church in Lake Forest, California, has made tens millions of dollars off his books, such as "A Purpose Driven Life." He's made so much that, in 2005, he returned 25 years of salary to the church and stopped accepting new paychecks. Warren and his wife say they are "reverse tithers" who give away 91 percent of their income to charity and live off nine percent.
The above facts were taken from the Huffington Post.
6. And last but not least God bless everyone except the liberals who are way to touchy feely with those other kinds of so called other people.
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Ah, the hypocrisy of a campaign season. The Repubs are completely lost as a party--mainly because of the Evangelicals. They served Reagan well back in the 80's, but its funny to see how they've grown to be such a thorn in their side. How "big of a tent" can you have when you're party's primaries are dominated by Evangelical Christians? Or any fundamentalist faction? When Republicans turn on their own for earning huge capital gains and supporting foreign military conflicts, you know they're lost. And to me its Highlarity!
I agree, the Repubs have to bow down to a god they don't really believe in just to get elected. It's like the bizarro world.
Bill Maher nailed it, I think, when he said that Newt has created a reputation of pure evil where he could be sacrificing christian babies at midnight and republican voters would say, 'oh, that's just newtie'.
They only hold the opposition to their crazy rules.
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