This Monday our gal Evil, or should I call her Professor Evil as she had once again ran us through her spin test. I am starting to feel like a lab rat every Monday. I can see her now down in her lair mulling over figures she has been recording. I see her cackling and rubbing her hands together thinking how she has manipulated us all.
"All lab rats my pretties" cackle cackle cackle....hee hee ya ya.
Yes I can see it. At the end of the winter, if Evil continues om this course,our thighs should look like a 55 gallon drum and our chest will bow out like a....well bow window because our lung capacity has reached a unheard levels. And another note, because we do most of the excersise in the seat, our butts, after a time will look like the bottom of our feet.
If she keeps this up she could be developing a new kind of human.
Pictured below is my rendering of the Evil spin mutant.

3 comments:
Wow Willie, visionary technique for sure!
I didn't do a test, you nit wit. It was the Zen ride. I can tell you were paying really close attention. Here, I thought you were the spinmeister extraordinaire...
I like your graphics though. Very clever.
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