Martha Stewart's Hip...."It's a good thing"

There is word on the street that Martha Stewart is having a hip replacement. So I checked into it and have found a little more information on the procedure. First of all she has decided to preform the operation on herself. This is going to save about 4 or 5 thousand dollars. She has already ordered a fine leather operation table from Italy, made of the finest Caracalla Bagaglio leather. Also on the list is a exquisite hand made set of scalpels,made by artisans from the west coast of Mexico. Lighting will be provided by Southbay. Linens for the operation room, painted in a soft pale green called First Frost , will be 400 count Egyptian cotton. Attendants will be dressed by Elie Tahari, with shoes by Prada with a sensible heel. The hip joint will be fashioned from a universal joint from a 1931 Type 41 Bugatti Royale .Plasma for the operation will be kept in a Sound Green Vase designed by Göran Wärff. The light, pulsing like sound waves, seems to vibrate as it disperses through the exquisite pink, smoke grey and green crystal. After the operation Martha will be making her very own cast out of the original manuscript of Harper Lee's TO Kill a Mockingbird and some old rags that were in her garage .