I would like to give a big one finger salute to all the people who park their vehicles straddling two spaces. Now I wouldn't mind if they were parked in the outer reaches of the lot, but they park right up in the prime spots. If I ever hit the lottery I will buy and old junk car and squeeze it into the space that this inconsiderate a-hole has parked. Oh it would be sweet just to watch this knucklehead try to get into his vehicle with my junk parked inches away. And while they were struggling to get in I would come out and I would laugh and then I would take a bat a start to smash there vehicle and then set fire to it and I would still be laughing and then I would stick my tongue out and do the raspberry thing and then I would say that they are double jerks and reply to them calling me names and say I know your are but what am I and then I would moon them and then get a army tank and park it on top of there vehicle and still be laughing hahahahahahaha hohohoho and then I would...............................Well, you get the picture.
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Now that you've solved the parking issue how about doing something about the people that drive slow in the fast lane......Nothing makes me more crazy than following some guffer going 30 MPH for miles on end when finally a passing lane appears and this guy will not pull to the right....what is with that?????? You would think the bumper tapping, four way flashers and incessant horn beeping would give the guy a clue...I had not thought about bringing out the heavy artillery... I may try that next time..thank you again for your infinite wisdom.....
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