Monday, September 17, 2007

Lil-ism's

My friends mother lets call her Lil,is a variable cornucopia of these strange sayings, like" put a egg in your shoe an beat it". Or the equally popular "make like a tree and leave".
She has a million of these sayings,that she can throws out at the drop of a hat. I have been trying to make up a couple of these saying myself, but it's just not clicking.
Examples: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend nose.
Your like ear wax on a q-tip, yellow.
See what I mean.

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