Oh no not another spin class story Mr. Willie.
"I'm afraid so Mary. he said with a sly smirk."
This is the definitive document on the proper way to store, or dock ,the spin cycles. Now pay attention because I will not go over it again.
1.Older type bikes first.Older bikes have a straight support. New bikes have a v.
2.First and second bikes on the far right and far left. Handle bars up.
3.Next bike in the middle, handle bars up. Now I know this is tough so concentrate please.
4.Next bike, handle bars down, between the middle and the left or right bikes it makes no difference.
5.Now do the same thing with the next bike in that row. Now if this is getting too complicated slow down, take a deep breath and relax. Guess what? That row is completed.
6.Continue on doing this row by row till all the older type bikes are in there docking position. Now this may get a little complicated so I will write slowly.
7. The new bikes, remember with the v, are to be docked now. The first one to be docked, handle bars down is placed either on the left or on the right, but it is placed per·pen·dic·u·lar to the older bikes. Wow isn't that a funny word. Perpendicular, yes it is.
The next bike is docted next in line to the first bike, this bike has it's handlebars up.
8.Alternate the bikes in this fashion till all the bikes are off the floor. I need a nap how about you? If this is not clear to some people I will print this in big letters with a crayon for them.
9.Next throw all the other crap in there. And don't forget the big giant clock.
And that is that, its done, and we had so much fun doing it.
Warning: If these rules are not followed exactly I will send Dolly over to your house to beat the crap out of you.
Have a nice day.
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