Thursday, September 27, 2007

To Signal Or Not To Signal That Is The Question


I hate people that drive and don't use the signals properly. The proper distance before you make a turn is about 50 feet. But there seems to be a big problem where I am living. I won't name the state but it starts with a M and has ain in the middle and ends with an e. There are three types of signalers and they are, people that do the right thing and use their signal correctly 99 percent of the time, someone well, like me if I might say so. The second is someone that never uses his or her signal. It is usually used for organising rubberbands and scrunches. With these people they expect you to read their minds, and when you come to a tire screeching halt behind them, they look at you like you are a half bubble off plumb. The third is a person who uses their signal but it is usually when they are in the middle of their turn. What are these people thinking, " that was good enough". These also are the people who,at times, keep their signal on for 3 or 4 miles. So beware of the 2/3's of the population and please use your signals properly people. Thank you.
This has been a public service announcement.



Mario Andretti has retired from racecar driving. That's a good thing. He's getting old. He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on.

John Stewart

2 comments:

Mary said...

Not to be overly anal but if you are going to give us a hint of a state please spell it right so as not to confuse us...shouldn't ian be ain or am I missing something??? or maybe it's the lack of oxygen from the exertion of all of spin classes I've been to this week which by the way we have all noticed you have been a bit slack about attending...did you miss Wednesday's class cus you were stuck behind someone with the blinker turned on or not and confused at how they were going to turn??It seems as good an excuse as what you've been using lately...and don't think we buy the excuse that you've been working...anyone who can come up with so much entertaining information for us to read each morning has way to much time on their hands.....

Willie Y said...

Mary you were right on the money about the misspelling. Also you get a star because you post a comment and that mean so much.......(sorry I am crying boo hoo)......too me