Hey Pope, How Ya Do'in

Someone I know told me that her son had gone to Italy and was going to have an audience with the Pope. So what do you talk to the Pope about.

1 Hey how about those Mets?
2 Hey were did you get that hat, I love it. Can you get one with a John Deer insignia?
3 So what is your day like? Do you pray all day?
4 Do you wear anything under those robes?
5 What is it like to wear slippers all of the time?
6 Can you see your refection in a mirror?
7 What do you think about people calling a chickens butt the popes nose?
8 Did he ever put a spell on anyone?
9 Do you ever use the phrase "is the Pope Catholic"?
10 Do you ever chill with your posse and have a couple of beers?
11 What's it like wearing a dress?
12 Do you go to the bathroom like everyone else?
13 How many cup holder in the popemoble?
14 Do you wash your ring after someone kisses it?
15 Whats it like being the big cheese?
16Can you fly?
17Do you ever hide anything under that tall Pope hat?
18Do you ever pass gas and blame it on a Cardinal ?

Inquiring minds want too know.