Guess Who in Town

That's right the Pope. And what do I admire the Pope for, his outfits of course. That's right can you be any more comfortable in those flowing robes. And those red slippers how comfy do they look. And speaking of those red shoes, has he got the biggest feet in the world. I bet he would have to have a customize pair of Air Jordan's for those boats. And the hats, get outta town, is there any thing more wonderful than those beaded benies or that giant stovepipe pope hat. All and all the man is snappy dresser. That reminds me of a little story about the Pope.

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, " Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!"

The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"

Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes."

The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska."

The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"

The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"

To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"

To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?"

The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"




Here is Comedy Centrals take on the Popes trip.

Hey Pope, How Ya Do'in

Someone I know told me that her son had gone to Italy and was going to have an audience with the Pope. So what do you talk to the Pope about.

1 Hey how about those Mets?
2 Hey were did you get that hat, I love it. Can you get one with a John Deer insignia?
3 So what is your day like? Do you pray all day?
4 Do you wear anything under those robes?
5 What is it like to wear slippers all of the time?
6 Can you see your refection in a mirror?
7 What do you think about people calling a chickens butt the popes nose?
8 Did he ever put a spell on anyone?
9 Do you ever use the phrase "is the Pope Catholic"?
10 Do you ever chill with your posse and have a couple of beers?
11 What's it like wearing a dress?
12 Do you go to the bathroom like everyone else?
13 How many cup holder in the popemoble?
14 Do you wash your ring after someone kisses it?
15 Whats it like being the big cheese?
16Can you fly?
17Do you ever hide anything under that tall Pope hat?
18Do you ever pass gas and blame it on a Cardinal ?

Inquiring minds want too know.