Monday, October 29, 2007

Spinning and the Chicken Coop


Yes it is another spin class story. Today as I was warming up for the evil spin class instructor Amy's spin into the land of pain and near unconsciousness. I turned to the woman on my left and asked "Polly what have you been up too?" And she replied "building a chicken coop." Well you could have hit me over the head with a rubber chicken. I said "a chicken coop"? And Polly replies "Yes it where you keep your chickens". And I say " I keep my chicken in the freezer all wrapped in cellophane". So Polly has chicken, two of them a hen and a rooster. Speaking of roosters, around our home there is a rooster that keeps crowing all day long. I guess he didn't get the notice that a rooster is suppose to only crow once when the sun comes up. This rooster could also have narcolepsy for all I know. Getting back to Polly she said she is building the coop because she wants more chickens so she can have fresh eggs. I think she wants more chickens so she can be master over her many chicken underlings. She also said that the coop is for keeping the chickens from coming into the house. How do chicken get into the house, like mice? Do they peck big holes in the walls. How can you tell if you have chicken in the home? Do you find eggs all over the place? Are there chicken traps and do you set them with chicken feed? Can you train a chicken to poop in the toilet? I just don't know. Well good cluck to Polly she is a good egg.

One of my favorite movies Chicken Run.


Darwin said that chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads.

Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!

"A man goes into a butcher's shop and asks for a chicken.
"After the butcher sells it to him he realises it's got one leg longer than the other so he says to the butcher, "Oy, this chicken's got one leg longer than the other."
"So the butcher asks him: "What do you want to do, eat it or dance with it?""

THE BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER Says me..
There was a man driving down the highway going about 55 miles per hour when this chicken with three legs began running beside him. He decided to speed up to 65 miles per hour, but the chicken stayed right beside him. So he sped up to 75 miles per hour, but still the chicken stayed with him. He came up to a fork in the road and the three-legged chicken went left and ran into a farm yard. Curious, the man decided to investigate so he pulled up to the farm and got out of his car. He noticed that the yard was full of three-legged chickens running around at high speeds. Still curious, the man went up and knocked on the door of the house and the farmer came out. The man asked the farmer, "How did you get all these three-legged chickens?" "Well," the farmer stated, "I have a family of three, and we all like the drumsticks, so I decided to engineer some chickens with three legs so everyone is happy." "How do they taste?" the man asked. "Well," the farmer said, "don't know, haven't been able to catch one yet."

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