Getting Pass Level 13

This is what happen on Tuesday the 27th . A day that will not live in infamy.

This has been a heck of a day. First of all I wake up and go to the computer first thing. So I'm fadidiling around and I say to myself just 30 minutes more and I will start my day. That was around 7:30AM, next thing I know it's 1:30 PM, and yours truly has not done a thing, but left comments on other peoples blogs. I had just finished level 13 in Bloxorz another addicting game and I was seriously thinking about logging off and start to do something, anything. So I sez "I'll go to the dump" that's the responsible thing to do.

So I started to gather all the crap that I had to take to the dump, cardboard, cans, leftover Thanksgiving dinner, 500 bottles of wine and just your regular old garbage stuff. This took about 1 hour to get this together. So every thing is in place so I can pack it in the yellow recycling bags . One problem I only have one bag and I have a 4 bag pile of crap. Well only one bag, maybe I should put it off till I buy more bags, and just go back to Bloxorz and attempted level 14. "No I gotta do this". Now I stuff all that I can into the one bag. The bag now weights about 100 pounds. It is so full that the wire tie is at the very top of the bag stem. It cannot be picked up by the stem, it has to be picked up from the bottom. I don't know if you have ever lifted a 100 pound bag-o-crap from the very bottom, it's hard. Well any way I gather what I can and place it in my truck, by the way I had to make about 6 trips to gather all of the garbage. I am finally ready to go, so off I go.

On the way to the dump I get behind a women who was going about 5 MPH. She was a very small women because driving behind her it looked to me like no one was driving her car. I finally get around her and then I ran into I'm- not- going- to- use- a- signal- guy. He is turning this way and that with never a thought about me in back of him. He finally turns off, without signaling of course, and I run into another women who is driving even slower than the first women that I had encountered. We were on Route 1 and I think she thought that was the speed limit, 1 MPH. This women also must have been looking for and address because she would slow down, too a 1/4 MPH, as she passed each house. She finally found her address and I made my way to the dump. I make the turn into the dump and there are 10 cars in line, and each one was a personal friend of the dump guy. I know this because every car stopped and talked to this guy for about 5 minutes. What are they talking about , Hows the garbage, find anything interesting in the garbage, can you explain Einstein's theory of relativity, hey let's piss off the guy in the 11th car just for ha ha's, I just don't know. Well any who, I drop off my stuff and head home, but now it is 4 o'clock and to late to do any work around the house . But there is time to work on getting past level 13.

I would like to give a tip-o-the-hat to my friend Jeremy at Jeremy's Status Message for finding these games that have keep me on the computer for 12 hours straight. Now I have no time to do any thing constructive, except try to go to the next level. My wife is also giving you something but it is not a tip of the hat. It's more like a extended finger.
Your Pal,
Willie