What's that noise?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Oh crap that's me.
Yes your pal has made a personal discovery, and that is that when I am out and about in the world by myself I am humming. That's right humming. Just the other day I was in the supermarket squeezing a melon or two and I noticed that I was humming to myself, and not quietly, no I want everyone who is around me too hear. Now I start to ask myself "Are you doing this all of the time?" Then I start to look around and see if anybody is backing away from me. OK all I have to do is just be aware of this humming thing and just stop. But all the while I am thinking this I am humming. Oh god I can't stop! Now what am I going to do. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. There I go again. What am I humming I hope it is something like Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 in B-FlatMajor,Op.No.1. Oh crap it's the Happy Birthday song. I have to stop this right now. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I can't. Now I start to wonder do I hum at inappropriate times. Have I been doing this at funerals or when I stopped to help out at a bad car accident. Oh, that would be real creepy if that is what I am doing. Oh well what are you going to do. I'm just going go with it for now. I guess as I get older and older I will be known by people, as the creepy old man that must really like the song Happy Birthday. The upside is that I can pick up a little extra cash doing children's birthday party's.
Now I know why my wife keeps asking me at home when we are watching TV.
"Turn down the sound. Do you hear that. What is that humming noise?Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm to you.
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