It's getting close to that special day, I'm talking about Easter. No I'm talking about Christmas. This is when all the good little boys and girls get all of these annoying toys. But this could be one of the worst I have seen. So if you are looking for something special for that certain person that you hate with all of your being this is what you get their children. Better yet if they have more than one little rug rat get them each one. I bet the parents will be cursing you till Easter. I love the holidays.
2 comments:
Willie:
I am an expert at annoying toys. (College certified and Government licensed) I have listened to the first 5 seconds of a recorded song in a toy which was activated by my grandchild 4,585 times in a row. (I was in a fetal position and in a semi cationic state when my wife rescued me.
But I’m much better now.
Anyway, with my current experience and knowledge of the children’s toy market, I could not believe there was a toy so bad and so annoying that I had never seen.
I was wrong. Your rooster beets them all!
Please, for the love of God, don’t send any here!
Thanks
But I’m much better now.
Forget the toy, I'm going to buy a live rooster and give it to one of your neighbors. What? That's already been done? Crap!
Well, back to the drawing board...
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