Just a little note about spin class today where I was brutally attacked by, I thought she was a friend, Mary. She called me and old fart and that I should hang it up and let the young people take over. And then she laughed and spit in my face. She said that I peddle like I have something wrong with me. And then she made fun of my bleeding lip. She said that I should be hooked up to a bag of blood so that I could make it through the workout. When I tyred to get in her good graces and to discuss this, she kicked me square in the family jewels, and said "take a bow old man". Before class she must have smeared my bike seat with Ben Gay because the whole ride I thought my crotch was on fire. Please Mary take it easy on me I don't have that many years left.
I did exaggerate this is story a little bit for your enjoyment.
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Hey Willie you old fart....don't you have anything better to do than whine, whine, whine......I have to give you a hard time when you show up cus I must admit that you have missed quite a few classes lately and I don't know if I buy the whole lip problem..maybe you should come to class tomorrow and give us a presentation...I will bring the ace bandages...and as far the bengay on your seat I think that was a present from Josh who you call the new young kid...he probably got totally intimidated watching you strut into class today in the middle of a snow storm with your shorts and t-shirt...no protection from the weather...figured he'd have to do something to slow you down...We better see you tomorrow AM and don't use the excuse that you had too much fun cus it's a Friday nite and you need to sleep in on Saturday blah,blah,blah...all of us have too much fun on Friday nite...and we are all getting old...your pal, Mary
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