Tupper who!

Here's the picture. Archaeologist are digging in the Rockport area. They reach a level where they discover thousand's of plastic containers and their tops. Guess what, they are digging where my home use to be. My wife has a giant collection of Tupperware for all occasion. We haven't used half of them, but somehow we need them all. And if I make a suggestion about throwing any of them out. Well there is all hell to pay. And if that is not crazy enough, anytime we get anything in a plastic container she washes it and it is added to the collection.I won't be surprised if when I am ready for the dirt bed that I am sealed in a Tupperware container. And the last thing that I will ever hear is it being burped.