Well horror of all horrors I almost did not get a bike in spin class today. I'm talking the spin-mistier-general with no bike, god I can't even think about it, it makes me so sad. (You can't see it but I am crying) It's like Joseph not getting a room at the inn. And I want to thank Heidi, Dede and Mary for going out of their way to do nothing to help me get a bike. My buddies. They are like Brutus to my Julius Caesar stabbed three times right through my cycling shorts.
The real problem is the interlopers.The people that I have written about in a previous post here.Oh they think that they are taking over. Well over my knife shredded bike shorts they are. I am right now devising a plan to rid the class of these so called spinner want-to-be's. That's right and it's not going to be pretty. Now where can I get some dynamite and some rope and silly putty, cream cheese, 10 bowling balls and 13 crocheted doilies. Oh this is going to be big. Well I have said enough. Sleep tight interlopers. Heee Heee Ha Ha Ha.( I am laughing that evil Mr Burns kind of laugh)
And thanks again to my fallen angels.
1 comment:
Willie, Willie, Willie,
Oh your words cut right down to my heart. You really don't know how we feel. Heidi, Dede and I were completely devastated when we arrived at class to realize our bike mate, mentor and leader did not have a bike.....It was blasphemous to say the least. We were going to start a revolt, a riot and kick every one of those interlopers out of the Y, out of Maine, out of the world. But then Dede and Heidi did pull me aside and mention that we did not want to jeopardize our bikes now did we????? We love you Willie and all but all is fair in Love and Bikes. So next time you knucklehead sign up as soon as you can!!!!! Or even earlier. I can't take the stress of all the changes. Thank god someone did not start spooning on their leg during isolations or that would have put me right over the edge....See you Monday...that is if you organized yourself enough to SIGN UP EARLY........
Mary
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