Hello, is this Uncle Willie of the famously popular Willie's World
Yes it is.
Uncle Willie my name is Joe Beggar and I am calling for the campaign of -------. You know how much money it is going to cost to run a campaign against the evil Re--. And we were wondering if you could pledge a small amount to help..........
You can stop right now. Although I will be voting for your candidate right now I am in a little money crunch and cannot afford to send you any money. But in the future if I can I will surly send you a donation.
How about sending in just 50 dollars.
I can't afford that right now I have to take care of my family. Things are a little tight. Like I said when things get better I will surly donate.
Well how about 25 dollars?
I can't afford it right now.
Can you send 10 dollars.
HELLO, what did you not understand what I said about having no money.
Well thank you and have a nice day.
Someone please help me. When I say I have no money that means I have no money to give. That doesn't mean if you keep asking me I will suddenly have money.
2 comments:
Just hang up on them!!
I got a call from Comcast yesterday (which I get often) asking me to bundle phone service with my cable and internet. Interestingly, I think the exact same person called me the day before. So, halfway through her first sentence, I interrupted and said, "Are you calling to offer me the bundle, because you just called me about this yesterday?" She said yes, apologized, and hung up. Fastest solicitor call ever.
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