Friday, May 16, 2008

Ring- Ring- Ring

Hello, is this Uncle Willie of the famously popular Willie's World

Yes it is.

Uncle Willie my name is Joe Beggar and I am calling for the campaign of -------. You know how much money it is going to cost to run a campaign against the evil Re--. And we were wondering if you could pledge a small amount to help..........

You can stop right now. Although I will be voting for your candidate right now I am in a little money crunch and cannot afford to send you any money. But in the future if I can I will surly send you a donation.

How about sending in just 50 dollars.

I can't afford that right now I have to take care of my family. Things are a little tight. Like I said when things get better I will surly donate.

Well how about 25 dollars?

I can't afford it right now.

Can you send 10 dollars.

HELLO, what did you not understand what I said about having no money.

Well thank you and have a nice day.


Someone please help me. When I say I have no money that means I have no money to give. That doesn't mean if you keep asking me I will suddenly have money.

2 comments:

Farf's Girl said...

Just hang up on them!!

Jeremy said...

I got a call from Comcast yesterday (which I get often) asking me to bundle phone service with my cable and internet. Interestingly, I think the exact same person called me the day before. So, halfway through her first sentence, I interrupted and said, "Are you calling to offer me the bundle, because you just called me about this yesterday?" She said yes, apologized, and hung up. Fastest solicitor call ever.