Friday, September 5, 2008

Science It's a Gas


In school, preferably 8Th grade, for a science project I decided to explore the topic of my personal flatulence, that is what it takes to make the perfect fart and where do they come from. What kinds of foods and drinks induce the build up of gas. It was all very scientific. But the school administration did not have the same level of scientific curiosity that I did. My booth at the science fair lasted about 1 hour and I received a grade of F for all my hard work. I don't know if it was the subject or my greeting for visitors to my booth. Instead of a welcoming hand shake I welcomed people by saying "Pull my finger".

2 comments:

Toots said...

That is freakin' hilarious! Looks like something I would have done as a science project also. Times have changed though...I am sure you could get away with a science project on that subject these days. Although I can't quite read all of your poster but the ones I could don't look very "scientific"!!

Toots said...

Bennett wants to know how stoned were you when you thought that subject was a good idea?