The Winner Is

These are eight of the wondrous gifts that the management here at Willie's World provided the winner of the "Looking for a Editor" contest. And the winner is "Rockmary of New Jersey ."

And right now Rockmary is being overwhelmed by the treasure trove of wonderment that she had reveled to her upon opening the wonderful gift. Lets take a look at each of these very expensive gifts.

A. The official Big Al's Tee shirt. Made of the finest cotton imported from the far off land of China.

B. A fabulous luxurious fur eye glass carrier. Everyone will be envious of you when you go out for a big night on the town with this beauty in tow.

C. A wondrous lobster shot glass. that you and your friends will admire as you throw down a couple of dozen shooters.

D. You won't find this item at L.L. Bean outdoor center. It is a mosquito trap and will come in quite handy for the giant New Jersey mosquitoes.

E. A item that was found in a market in Morocco, a jeweled pig stapler. Attach those papers with this beauty and you will be transported back to a ancient world.

F. And innovative mechanical lobster. Just wind it up and watch it go. Technology at its best.

G.A disguise, that was plucked from the Smithsonian Institute archives, that was once used by Julia Child a spy for the OSS during WWII.

H. A modern flyswatter that was developed for NASA for use on the sky lab when a infestation of black fly, from a astronaut from Maine, threatened to scrub the mission.