Bald Eagle

AUGUSTA, Maine - With bald eagle populations on the rebound, there's a move afoot to remove the American symbol from Maine's list of endangered and threatened species. Yum yum I can't wait. Just think of the pride you will feel on July 4th when you bring that big steaming bird to the table. It can't get any more patriotic then that. Or what about your first eagle burger or eagle dog. Pass the mustard please. Or even better, how about having a majestic bald eagle in a cage in your living room, how impressive would that be. I tell you what, I can't wait for the day when they remove that silly endangered and threatened list to fire up the old grill. Yummers Eaglelicious.