Please Send U's

Yesterday on my way to Evils really hard workout, I passed a sign that was promoting a chicken dinner at one of the lodges in the area. The sign read: "Pvblic Svpper Satvrday". So I thought who was stealing the U's and why are they not buying new U's. Is there a shortage of this letter and why. Is it the Obama administration who is secretly trying to shorten the alphabet for some nefarious reason. Or is it that the person who set up the sign use to work on the old TV program "Mission Impossible" were they use to substitute the letter u with a v on all signs to make you feel you were in a foreign country. But thats kind of pushing it. The big question is why am I writing about the missing U's. I could be cvckoo,a lvnatic,vnhinged, vnzipped or jvst plain nvts.