I have been away because of a computer problem that has been repaired by my man Hellboy Josh. The guy is a whiz with computers and he did what I could never have done. And I would like to say one thing about not posting. That's what it took to get a couple of people to comment. Just think about that people. And kicking my grammar when I'm down, well how heartless can you get. But I'll wipe the tears from my eye and continue to bring you this crap.
Here are a couple of lines that you can tell your gastroenterologist as you are in the middle of a colonoscopy.
1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.
13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'
3 comments:
I don't pick on your grammar when you are down, and I would be hurt at suggestions otherwise.
I pick on your grammar *all* the time. Let's face it, it's like shooting fish in a barrel at the best of times.
Good to see you are back.
- Snoot
Thanks, I think.
I think that's probably why they knock us out before the procedure starts.
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