Our gal Evil is back after a week of rest. So when I entered the the workout room this morning everything seemed to be normal. Evil was setting up and unloading her equipment from her steamer trunk that she carries all of her spin paraphernalia in. All the regulars were rushing in to get the new bikes and all was right with the world, so I thought.
The first sign of trouble was when Evil started to have problems with her Ipod. She started mumbling to herself,that was the first sign of trouble. But she got pass that and was putting her microphone on, and that's when it all started to get scary. She kept saying "testing. testing 1 2 3". She took off the microphone and keep pushing on the wires and checking he batteries. You could see that her color was changing and that's when your pal piped in and said "They got a new sending unit for the new microphones. They took the old one out, so your microphone won't work with this new sending unit." Well all of a sudden the top of her coconut head exploded and she made a beeline to the sending unit and started to pull out the wires and plugs on the new unit and plugging in the old unit
I was standing right beside her and she was hotter than a two dollar pistol. She was drooling and spitting and all kinds of things were happening to her. It was like I was standing next to Linda Blair's character, Regan MacNeill in the Exorcist. Her head started spinning around and this horrible green slime came gushing out of her mouth. I backed off and got on my bike and kept my mouth shut.
Evil finally calmed down, and she got on her bike and started the class. And I guess she took out her frustration out on us because it was a hell of a work out. I know a new side to our gal now and you don't want to be on her bad side. I think she bites.
The first sign of trouble was when Evil started to have problems with her Ipod. She started mumbling to herself,that was the first sign of trouble. But she got pass that and was putting her microphone on, and that's when it all started to get scary. She kept saying "testing. testing 1 2 3". She took off the microphone and keep pushing on the wires and checking he batteries. You could see that her color was changing and that's when your pal piped in and said "They got a new sending unit for the new microphones. They took the old one out, so your microphone won't work with this new sending unit." Well all of a sudden the top of her coconut head exploded and she made a beeline to the sending unit and started to pull out the wires and plugs on the new unit and plugging in the old unit
I was standing right beside her and she was hotter than a two dollar pistol. She was drooling and spitting and all kinds of things were happening to her. It was like I was standing next to Linda Blair's character, Regan MacNeill in the Exorcist. Her head started spinning around and this horrible green slime came gushing out of her mouth. I backed off and got on my bike and kept my mouth shut.
Evil finally calmed down, and she got on her bike and started the class. And I guess she took out her frustration out on us because it was a hell of a work out. I know a new side to our gal now and you don't want to be on her bad side. I think she bites.
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