1.Last night spin class, run by the Hammer, was one of the toughest. She was in rare form last night, she turned down the music at one point to check and see if anyone was breathing as hard as she was. She is getting a little paranoid me thinks. Any way the class was very good with many people breathing very hard. What's next Hammer, adding tension on the flywheel till you can't budge it, and then scream at everyone to "Pick it up you slackers. I want to hear you pant like a dog." It's coming, I just know it.
It seems the interlopers are starting to weed their way back into the Tuesday night class, as there were many in attendance last night. And a couple of these interlopers are getting to the class very early to get one of the new bikes. This is causing your pal some stress. What I have to do to get a new bike is, lock myself in the closet, were they are kept, Monday morning until Tuesday night, and I will be assured of a new ride. It will be a little uncomfortable but I think I can do it to make my point.
2."I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks, I'd like to walk through a field of wildflowers, And I'd like to check you for ticks"
"We'll put a boot up your ass...it's the American way."
These are a couple of the stupidest country lyrics the you will find hear.
3.The Day Of The Dolphin - "Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States
Silent Rage - "Science Created Him. Now Chuck Norris Must Destroy Him
These are a couple of the worst movie tag lines ever written. Go here to see the rest.
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Ah, Toby Keith. Capturing the teabag zeitgeist so clearly, and in such few words.
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